my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore
sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry
But I didn’t have much time left. I was able to survive until now because of you. Yes, you are the one who let me live. But it looks like it’s time for us to part ways. So.. live for me too, Nine. Goodbye, Nine. I’m going on ahead.
hahaha bro!! of course i am SWAG. homie, i am the DEFINITION of swag.
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves